Poem: Georgie's Dick

Georgie’s Dick

Poor little Georgie was shocked,
Cheney’s arteries again had been blocked,
Who’d run the nation,
It wasn’t his station,
For Georgie’s capacities were hardly well stocked.

We’ve often had Presidents to run,
Who had a Veep we would much rather shun,
But never before,
Had our country worried the more,
For the Veep rather than Prez who has won.

So Dick is back in his chair,
And Georgie is left unaware,
For as long as Cheney’s heart beats,
Georgie’s sole greatest feats,
Will be choosing the ties he should wear.

Copyright SGW 2001