Saturday, February 16, 2008

10 Things I Would Never Say

I've been tagged by Poetikat to come up with 10 things you will never hear me say. Here are mine:

1. Gosh, I so love Oprah Winfrey.
2. President Bush and I agree on that issue.
3. Can I have some peanut butter?
4. Anybody have a smoke?
5. Not now, I am watching Judge Judy!
6. Britney Spears is a talented performer.
7. Gosh, is Dick Cheney ever a warm and sensitive guy!
8. I was working under the hood of my car.
9. I built that device from scratch.
10. Go Yankees!

12 comments:

Poetikat said...

Hey Scott! Both my husband and I had a good laugh over these. He really liked the "I was working under the hood of my car". He's not a DIY, Mr. Fix-it type either.
The only thing we are at odds about is peanut butter. We could not live without it in our house!
Kat

STP said...

My father would eat on a spoon and would chase me around the house with it. I don't even like the smell!

Sandy Carlson said...

These are fun, Scott. Peanut butter and the Yankees are among those things closest to my shallow little heart. The others I'm with you on 100 percent!

STP said...

From what I know of you, your heart is anything but shallow!!! That said, your take on PB and the Yanks is only a revelation of your human imperfections! ;-)

Poetikat said...

Kevin says if he was on a desert island, the only thing he would want is peanut butter. There's not a day that goes by that we don't eat it. Oh well. I can totally understand your aversion, I just feel sorry for you missing out.
My father freaked me out with some birthday candles when I was just 5 years old. He made me stand close to the lit cake. I've had a morbid phobia of fire ever since. I've only ever lit a match once in my life.
Kat

STP said...

If I were on the island with Kevin, then, I'd risk the sharks to avoid the peanut butter!

Do you use lighters or no flames at all?

Poetikat said...

I let other people light things like birthday candles, but I can use the flick-lighters for tall candles. Won't go near a bar-b-que though. I only once lit a match and that was at a bar after a few drinks - people challenged me to light it. Never again.
Kat

Scott G said...

I love peanut butter, but am with you on the rest.

STP said...

Ok, what is it with my readers and peanut butter?! Not in my house!! :-)

Oh, and barbecues kind of scare me, too.

Krissie said...

these are really good... I might do this on my blog if u dont mind?

Krissie said...

oh and ps... this aussie was born in the Uk where there was more snow than I cared for..hence the journey to OZ!! lol

STP said...

I would not mind at all, Krissie, and I knew there had to be something behind you knowing from snow!