Friday, January 9, 2009

Parting thoughts of George Bush

1. President George W. Bush will go down as the 42nd best president as of this writing.
2. Speaking of his presidential library, Bush said, "This is not going to be a ‘George Bush is a Wonderful Person Center,’ or the ‘Center for Republican Party Campaign Tactics. It’s going to be a place of debate, thought, writing, lecturing." Needless to say, President Bush will be supplying little in the way of thought and all writing will be done with crayons.
3. Sarah Palin: George Bush minus the Dick?
4. To the world one last time: We are sorry, we are sorry, we are sorry.
5. The George Bush Presidency: If we did not fuck it up, we just ran out of time.
6. The George Bush Presidency: Now morons everywhere can dream that they, too, can someday be president.
7. Preemptive, unjustified war, torture, thousands dead, a failed state, economic ruin, Constitutional violations, environmental decay, Katrina, religious intolerance, dishonesty, secretiveness. Just some things I will remember of the last eight years.
8. Come back on January 19th, as I "Take Out the Trash."