Thought #1: Why is it that a handful of supporters of two superb presidential candidates find it necessary to speak with such bigoted venom when criticizing the other candidate? President Obama or President Clinton; both have a nice ring. Progressives don't hate like this. Stop it! Leave that stuff to the frightened, small-minded right-wingers.
Thought #2: Am I the only person who finds the Burger King kinda' creepy?
Thought #3: My cat spends his days sleeping, lying in the sun, eating, watching birds, and getting his belly rubbed. Can I be a cat?
Thought #4: If I sleep on my side at night, will all of my worries slip out my ear and go away?
Thought #5: I want a wealthy benefactor for my poetry. Any volunteers?
Thought #6: If Florida can't figure out this voting thing soon, I say we sell them back to Spain. Enough is enough already!
Thought #7: Let's all meet in New York City one Saturday, read poetry to each other in Washington Square Park and then go have a few Guinnesses.
Thought #8: If there was no music in the world, I'd wish for someone to invent it.
Thought #9: We are going to need a helluva' lot of cleaning products (environmentally safe, please) on January 21, 2009. There sure is a huge mess to clean up.
Thought #10: When I get under the covers, the boogieman can't get me. See ya'!
One Day Later Thought #11: I have an incredible craving for ginger bread snaps.