Mountain moments

Ok, some rules for spending time in the mountains:

1. Don't take a shower in the morning when your mom's husband is taking one upstairs. Man, that water got cold fast!
2. Not to make light of the tragic situation at the petting zoo in Florida, but nothing like that has happened to me here. However, a raccoon bit my arm and a bear clawed my right shoulder. Should I not have attempted to hand feed them?
3. My favorite spot up here is the dock by the lake. I enjoy sitting there with a book. I do not recommend this in the winter as it took a crowbar and hot water to separate me from the lounge chair.
4. How come there is no newspaper delivery to the front door?!